Kein Verkehr - Fee

Born of the nightmares of dragons and devils

I am your terror for 18 levels

I level your minions with a single Siphon

Destruction looms on the horizon

The Ancients bend to my Will

I bump AoD and PENTAKILL

Through the power of METAL I force you to see

Misery loves company

You find me alone, pushing a lane

You thought you could take me, so everyone came

It’s all part of the plan, my ultimate scheme

Your carry is the best player on my team!

Cept for me of course, now your voice is hoarse screamin

MORDEKAISER, MORDEKAISER

Death is Creeping;

No one to save

Now you’re all children of the grave

Your sickness sustains him

He delights in your pain and

On Summoner’s Rift he is Lord

When the dust has all settled

The Master of Metal

Is the only thing left to record

Life’s overrated

There’s none quite as great as

He, the Kaiser of Morde

Your lifelines are severed

Affliction forever

Outnumbered, you fall to the horde

I am the METAL Thor’s hammer is made of

The monster in the closet that Baron’s afraid of

The reason that men are afraid of the dark

I’m the Iron man, call me Tony Stark

The songs of the sirens are sung to my strings

Great suffering is the blessing I bring

My laugh shakes the earth with every vibration

I’m number one in every nation

I’m more leet than the Brutalizer

No one shreds harder than Mordekaiser

An impeccable poet with perfect cadence

I make Iron Women out of Iron Maidens

When I take the stage, the metal rings clear

Then after the solo, what do you hear?

The bells of Hell have an ominous toll

Sing my praises, conquered souls!

Your sickness sustains him

He delights in your pain and

On Summoner’s Rift he is Lord

When the dust has all settled

The Master of Metal

Is the only thing left to record

Life’s overrated

There’s none quite as great as

He, the Kaiser of Morde

Your lifelines are severed

Affliction forever

Outnumbered, you fall to the horde

Hue Hue Hue