I Can´t Dance - Faron Young

Well, I went to a hop the other night

The joint was a-jumpin', everything was right

The cats were doing a bop, the chicken too

But I sit alone at a table for two

'Cause I can’t dance, no no

I can’t dance, no no

Can’t get in the groove

'Cause my feets won’t move

And I can’t dance, no no

And I can’t dance, no no

Well, I went to Arthur Murray’s and I spent my dough

I soon found out I was a fool to go

They showed me a waltz, two-step too

I kept a-trippin' over my blue suede shoes

'Cause I can’t dance, no no

I can’t dance, no no

Can’t get in the groove

'Cause my feets won’t move

And I can’t dance, no no

And I can’t dance, no no

(No, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)

(Oooh, dance, dance, dance, dance)

(Oooh, dance, dance, dance, dance)

(Dance, dance, dance, dance)

Well, I saw a pretty gal and I got a chance

I asked her if she’d show me how to dance

She said, «Uh uh, I can’t go»

She said, «Baby there’s something you should know»

She said, «I can’t dance, no no

I can’t dance, no no»

Can’t get in the groove

'Cause her feets won’t move

And she can’t dance, no no

And she can’t dance, no no (No)

So I jumped into my automobile

Scooted myself right under the wheel

I said, «Pretty baby, we might as well go

If we can’t dance we’ll take in a show»

'Cause we can’t dance, no no

We can’t dance, no no

Can’t get in the groove

'Cause our feets won’t move

And we can’t dance, no no

And we can’t dance, no no

I can’t dance, I can’t dance, I can’t dance