Jeremy Bender - Emerson, Lake & Palmer

Jeremy Bender was a man of leisure

Took his pleasure in the evening sun

Laid him down in a bed of roses

Finally decided to become a nun

Talked with his sister and spoke in a whisper

Threatened to fist her if she didn’t come clean

Jumped on the mother, just like a brother

Asked one another if the other’s a queen

Digging the sister, she was a mister

Shouldn’t have kissed her but he couldn’t say no

Wanted to leave her, couldn’t believe her

So he picked up his suitcase and decided to go