Jessica Dresses Like a Dragon - Electric Six

She cuts through the fogs of the fashion dogs

And all of the sales are waggin'

Because Jessica dresses like a dragon

Stylized with her friend

She needs a big overhead

Compartment to put her bag in

Because Jessica dresses like a dragon

Everybody knows she lives for dragon clothes

She lives to be like one of those

Shiny, bloody diamond stones

The ones that shoot the stars into your mind

Into your mind

Bifurcated in tongue

She even eats her young

She sits on you while saggin'

Because she’s turning into a dragon

Laying tons of eggs

While Cosmopolitan begs for a new rag to put their rag in

Because Jessica dresses like a dragon

Everyone agrees she is just quite the tease

She has reptilian tendencies

She’s taking the fashion police

And fried them to a crisp upon which she dines

On which she dies

We misbehaved and went back to her cave

It was a loft on Mercer Street

And she found me suitable to eat

Everybody knows she lives for dragon clothes

She lives to be like one of those

Shiny, bloody diamond stones

The ones that shoot the stars into your mind

Into your mind

Into your mind