A Woman Would Not Be a Woman - Eartha Kitt

If she didn’t roll her eyes

Tease you, feed you, tell you lies

Always act contrarywise

A woman wouldn’t be a woman

If she didn’t take your dough

Kiss you, coax you, make you blow

Always keep you on the go

A woman wouldn’t be a woman

Well, you can’t live with 'em, or without 'em

You never really know a thing about 'em

It’s hard to believe that all that there is

Rag and bone and a hank o' hair

If she didn’t make you sigh

Make you laugh and make you cry

Taunt you till the day you die

A woman wouldn’t be a woman

Well, you can’t live with 'em, or without 'em

You never really know a thing about 'em

It’s hard to believe that all that there is

Rag and bone and a hank o' hair

If she didn’t make you sigh

Make you laugh and make you cry

Taunt you till the day you die

A woman wouldn’t be a woman

(No, a woman wouldn’t be a woman)

(But since the World began)

If you didn’t love 'em and want more of 'em

A man wouldn’t be a man