Oozle (Horror Stories) - Dwarves

Teen-age love ain’t no fun

Get your kicks all on the run

Don’t get wet and lose your cool

I lied now, but you’re a fool

And I, I don’t care about you no more

Laugh, laugh at the things you do, oh no

You’re somebody else when I’m through

You’re evil and I’m black and you’re blue

So I walked her home from school one day

I said, «Baby, baby, maybe do you want to play»

She said, «Uh, uh, Andy, I can’t make that scene»

Because she’s got something stuck in her spleen

She’s a retard, hey, hey