New Long Leg - Dry Cleaning

You are

No, you are

Let me see your knees

Peas rolling

A useless long leg

Are you taking a photo or drinking a bottle of water?

You’re a spoon, pal, you are

Doo doo doo, don’t remember anyone, sorry

Doo doo doo, I ask you

Sometimes like this

Sometimes like this

A useless long leg

Will there be a hairdryer in my state room or should I bring one?

What about shampoo?

Will we be able to have laundry done on the ship?

And what are the prices?

Are there some kind of reverse platforms, shoes that make you go into the

ground more, make you reach a lower level?

Nevermind

Would you choose a dentist with a messy back garden like that?

I don’t think so

Doo doo doo, don’t remember anyone

I ask you

Sometimes like this

Sometimes like this

A useless long leg

Sunburnt chin, a raw drawn-on eyebrow

You are

No, you are

A useless long leg

You are

Doo doo doo, don’t remember anyone, sorry

Doo doo doo, I ask you

Sometimes like this

Sometimes like this

A useless long leg

This new bloody big problem

No more shared sundae

This absolutely huge fuck up