The Fonz - Drop City Yacht Club, Carlito

My rock candy passion is bittersweet

And armed to the teeth

Cuz she would rather fall in chocolate

Than fall in love

Especially with me

I stood under the waterfall

With a kiwi-pineapple parasol

As Cinderella dropped the crystal ball

And made a concrete cavern

A caterpillar concert hall

I wish that we could sail our sad days away

Forever

In deep blue seas of paper mâché

(Let's dance in the moonlight)

A barracuda chased our dog days away

Forever

Let’s sink or swim 'til we fall in love

(And dance in the moonlight)

When we join the yacht club

I would rather go swimming

With great white sharks

Than wade in romance

Cuz I can never find the courage

To ask her to dinner

Or even to dance

(Dance in the moonlight)

Don’t sweat under your overcoat

Cuz my heart can harbor this paddle boat

You’ll hit the bottom of the highest note

And the chatty tree frogs will never wanna

Leave your throat

I wish that we could sail our sad days away

Forever

In deep blue seas of paper mâché

(Let's dance in the moonlight)

A barracuda chased our dog days away

Forever

Let’s sink or swim 'til we fall in love

(And dance in the moonlight)

When we join the yacht club

Da da da da da da da da

Da da da da da da da da

Da da da da da da da da

Da da da da da da da da

Let go of the world you know

And plug in the partyin' lights

Soak your cares in the solar flares

That light up these island nights

Orange eclipse I can taste your lips

In the citrus afternoon

If you can fly don’t stop at the sky

Cuz there’s footprints on the moon

(With you)

I wish that we could sail our sad days away

Forever

In deep blue seas of paper mâché

(Let's dance in the moonlight)

A barracuda chased our dog days away

Forever

Let’s sink or swim 'til we fall in love

(And dance in the moonlight)

When we join the yacht club

(Let's dance in the moonlight)

When we join the yacht club