Kinky Hypocrite - Drive-By Truckers

Hot-blooded bible thumping cash on the barrel honey

Private jets and drunk CEOs

From Pentecostal denim to highfalutin linens

Empty pockets line the deepest egos

Its a tricky navigation from the wanting to the having

All the needs of a kinky hypocrite

The greatest separators of fools from their money

Party harder than they like to admit

Ain’t it always you know who’s boots

Scooting up a goose stepping rhythm to a simpler time

Quickest on the stick when the call of nature hits

Shuffle shoeing to a pissy Florsheim

Every slope is slippery with a little something lacy

Tween your business and your poly wool blend

The greatest separators of fools from their money

Party harder than they like to admit

Book tours, miracle cures, affirmation and the end times immanence

Low hanging headline grabbing ring masters and imaginary elephants

Con~dem~Nation

All at once or making payments on a daily syndicated hissy fit

The greatest separators of fools from their money

Party harder than they like to admit