Mr. Telephone Man - Dream

Mr. telephone man, theres something wrong with my line

When I dial my babys number, I get a click every time

Mr. telephone man, theres something wrong with my line

When I dial my babys number, I get a click every time

When I dial 6−1-1 paid service

She said hello, may I help you please

I told her something must be wrong with my phone

Cause my baby wouldnt hang up on me

Mr. telephone man, theres something wrong with my line

When I dial my babys number, I get a click every time

Mr. telephone man, theres something wrong with my line

When I dial my babys number, I get a click every time

He let the phone ring

20 times before he answered

Let me tell you what happened then

A minute later, I got the operator, saying

Please hang up and place you call again baby

Mr. telephone man

Theres something wrong with my line

When I dial my babys number

I get a click every time

Mr. telephone man

Somethings wrong with the line

(Theres something wrong with my line)

When I dial his number

(When I dial my babys number)

(I get a click every time)

Some strange woman is on the telephone (the telephone)

Keeps telling me that my baby, he aint home (that hes not home)

He aint got no party line, this situation blows my mind

Oh… I just cant take this anymore

Bridge:

Please operator, see what you can do I dialed the right number, but I still couldnt get through

Would you just check the wire, his number one more time if you can

Im pretty sure hes phone aint being answered by no woman

Mr. telephone man

Theres something wrong with my line

When I dial my babys number

I get a click every time

Mr. telephone man

Somethings wrong with the line

(Theres something wrong with my line)

When I dial his number

(When I dial my babys number)

(I get a click every time)

Must be a bad connection

With my loving affection

Ah Baby, I just cant take this no more

This situation blows my mind

Cant get my baby on the line

(On the line)

Mr. telephone man (I tried dialing information)

Theres something wrong with my line

When I dial my babys number (I get no cooperation)

I get a click every time

Mr. telephone man (Mr. on the phone telling me my baby aint home)

Theres something wrong with my line

When I dial my babys number (ah baby)

I get a click every time (I just cant take it anymore)

Mr. telephone man (help me out)

Theres something wrong with my line (please Mr. Telephone Man)

When I dial my babys number (help me out)

I get a click every time (please Mr. Telephone Man)

Mr. telephone man theres something wrong with the line (Mr. Telephone Man)

When I dial his number I get a click every time…