The Intergalactic Laxative - Donovan

The Intergalactic Laxative\nWords &Music by: Donovan Leitch — 1973\nPerformed by: Donovan\nAlbum: Cosmic Wheels — 1973\nI was impressed like everyone,\nWhen man began to fly,\nOut of earthly regions,\nTo planets in the sky.\nWith total media coverage,\nWe watched the heros land,\nAs ceremoniously\nThey disturbed the cosmic sand.\nIn awe with admiration,\nWe listened to the talk.\nSuch pride felt they,\nSuch joy to be\nUpon the moon to walk.\nMy romantic vision shattered,\nWhen it was explained to me,\nSpacemen wear old diapers\nIn which they shit and pee.\nOh, the intergalactic laxative,\nWill get you from here to there.\nRelieve you and believe me,\nWithout a worry or care.\nIf shitting is your problem,\nWhen you’re out there in the stars,\nOh, the intergalactic laxative\nWill get you from here to Mars.\nThey don’t partake like you and I,\nOf beefy burger mush.\nTheir food is specially prepared\nTo dissolve into slush.\nAbsorbed by multi-fibers\nIn the super diaper suit,\nOtherwise the slush would trickle\nDown inside the boot.\nOh, the intergalactic laxative,\nWill get you from here to there.\nRelieve you and believe me,\nWithout a worry or care.\nIf shitting is your problem\nWhen you’re out there in the stars,\nOh, the intergalactic laxative\nWill get you from here to Mars.\nYou may well ask now what becomes\nOf liquid they consume.\nA pipe is led from penis head\nTo a unit in the room.\nThe water is recirculated,\nFiltered for re-use.\nIn case of anti-gravity —\nPee gets on the loose.\nOh, the intergalactic laxative,\nWill get you from here to there.\nRelieve you and believe me,\nWithout a worry or care.\nIf shitting is your problem\nWhen you’re out there in the stars,\nOh, the intergalactic laxative\nWill get you from here to Mars.\nWherever man has conquered,\nOn the quest for frontiers new,\n(Da da da da)\nI’m glad that he’s always had to do\nThe number one and two.\nIt makes it all so ordinary,\nJust like you and me,\nTo know the greatest heroes,\nThey had to shit and pee.\nThe intergalactic laxative\nWill get you from here to there,\nFor cosmic constipation\nThere’s none that can compare.\nIf shitting is your problem\nWhen you’re out there in the stars,\nOh, the intergalactic laxative,\nThe intergalactic laxative,\nThe intergalactic laxative,\nWill get you from here to Mars.