Sega RIP - DJ Yoda, Scroobius Pip

Yoda, what happened to Sega?

Do you remember like it was always Sega or Nintendo, the big enemies

And kind of butting heads and battling

And now fucking Sonic’s whoring himself on Mario Olympics

It’s fucking embarrassing

It used to be Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis

But Sega went and choked man, I couldn’t picture this

The time for a goodbye, not a single farewell kiss

Sega Mega Drive man, you were sorely missed

It was Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis

But Sega went and choked man, I couldn’t picture this

The time to say goodbye, not a single farewell kiss

Sega Mega Drive man, you were sorely missed

It was all a dream

I used to read Gamesmaster magazine

Patrick Moore and Double D up on my TV screen

And there were just two consoles

At least two that were real, yo fuck the Neo Geo

And I grew up on the proper side

The Mario Brothers side

Where staying alive was no jive

(??) with many cells

My man bounced on many shells

And raised hell in many wells

I was all about the Super NES

Mario 3 yes it truly was the best

Gary, Joe and me, man, we played it to the death

I always got a mushroom from the magic chest

That (??) with the boomerang

It could never hit me

I’m looking at you ghost

Get the fuck off of my backseat

I grab a leaf and I’m defying gravity

(??) the castle like the fucking French cavalry

King Koopa, made you look

You’re a slave to my page in my cheatbook

I pop down start selecting, you’ve been shook

Where’s the princess at, where’s she been took

King Koopa, made you look

You’re a slave to my page in my cheatbook

I pop down start Selecting you’ve been shook

Where’s the princess at, where’s she been took

It used to be Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis

But Sega went and choked man, I couldn’t picture this

The time for a goodbye, not a single farewell kiss

Sega Mega Drive man, you were sorely missed

It was Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis

But Sega went and choked man, I couldn’t picture this

The time to say goodbye, not a single farewell kiss

Sega Mega Drive man, you were sorely missed

My friend James Cosgrove, he supported Sega

Sonic and Tails out getting into danger

I couldn’t be swayed nah, I remained a hater

I couldn’t be down with a hedgehog wearing trainers

But all the same you’ve got to love the competition

Made everyone work harder pushing their position

Sega were the upstarts, Nintendo were the elder

Donkey Kong, Super Mario Kart, Zelda

Sega kept shaking up Nintendo’s world

Earthworm Jim, Toejam and Earl

They even took a (??) with Streets of Rage

Kids on their screens bashing heads for days

It started to contend

Man it really was a close thing

But then they dropped off at a speed that was insulting

But why the fuck are the fans revolting?

Three words, Ecco The Dolphin

Who the fuck wants to be a jumped up porpoise?

Getting into rucks with other dolphins and orcas

It was the first of its kind, different world to Mario

But the gameplay was so-so so stick it up your bro-hole

So this is a late farewell

You threw in the towel before the final bell

Some went to heaven, some went to hell

The rest are in the purgatory of Mario’s world

Super Nintendo Sega Genesis

Alright fuck this shit man

I’m gonna go, gonna get me some gold coins yeah

Get my plumber on yo