5 Million Ways To Kill A CEO - DJ Spooky, The Coup

Help me out

Yo, yo, yo, yo!

Help me out

Yo, yo, yo, yo!

We’ve got 5 million ways to kill a CEO

Slap him up and shake him up and then you know

Let him off the flo', then bait him with the dough

You can do it funk or do it disco (Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

Y’know how this go

We’ve got 5 million ways to kill a CEO

Slap him up and shake him up and then you know

Let him off the flo', then bait him with the dough

You can do it funk or do it disco (Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

Y’know how this go

Well I hope you testify that it was worth your waitin'

On the turf debatin' how to get it percolatin'

He workin' you while we happy just to work a day

But I’ma slap him 'til my blood starts circulatin' (Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

Do your checks have elasticity?

Did they cut off yo' 'lectricity?

Did you scream and yell explicitly?

Force the boss into complicity (Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

I’m a white chalk stencil but I push a pencil

Rollin' dope fiend rentals through your residential

Broke as fuck, eatin' lentils with no utensil

Finna teach pimp class with a ho credential (Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

They own sweat shops, pet cops, and fields of cola

Murder babies with they molars on the areola

Control the Pope, Dalai Lama, Holy Rollers, and the Ayatollah

Bump this rollin' in your bucket or your new Corolla

Well you might catch me on the scenic route, with my penis out

Yellin', «Twamps for the executives with the meanest mouth!»

Wanna know what this demeanor’s 'bout?

City tried to clean us out

Green is clout, shut 'em down, they ain’t never seen a drought

You interviewed but they ain’t callin' you back

And for the record I ain’t called it a gat

But tuck this in the small of your back

Wait in the bathroom stall 'til I tap (Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

We’ve got 5 million ways to kill a CEO

Slap him up and shake him up and then you know

Let him off the flo', then bait him with the dough

You can do it funk or do it disco (Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

Y’know how this go

We’ve got 5 million ways to kill a CEO

Slap him up and shake him up and then you know

Let him off the flo', then bait him with the dough

You can do it funk or do it disco (Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

Y’know how this go

'Cept this game ain’t slow, it’s the creeper

If you a janitor, get a street sweeper

Ugly is even skin deeper

If you can’t get the Pres, get the VeePer (Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

They made the murder scene before there was a coroner

I mighta been born here but I’m a foreigner

Spillin' swigs for victims of pigs and Afeni’s kid

Flip off the lid, who you pourin fo'?

(Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

You too could be a corporate green killer, bean spiller (uh)

«Gangster of Love» just like Steve Miller

They wear skivvies that’s made of chinchilla

Factory in Mexico, bought a spring villa

I’m from the land where the Panthers grew

You know the city and the avenue

If you the boss we’ll be smabbin' through, and we’ll be grabbin' you

To say, «Whassup with the ra-venue?»

(Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

And if you feel it we can even try to seal it with the

We’ve got 5 million ways to kill a CEO

Slap him up and shake him up and then you know

Let him off the flo', then bait him with the dough

You can do it funk or do it disco (Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

Y’know how this go

We’ve got 5 million ways to kill a CEO

Slap him up and shake him up and then you know

Let him off the flo', then bait him with the dough

You can do it funk or do it disco (Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

Y’know how this go

Tell him it’s a boom in child prostitution

When he show up at the stroll, give him lead restitution

You could throw a twenty in a vat o' hot oil

When he jump in after it watch him boil (Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

Toss a dollar in the river and when he jump in

If you can find he can swim

Put lead boots on him and do it again!

You and a friend

Videotape and the party don’t end (Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

Tell that boogers be sellin' like crack

He gon' put the little baggies in his nose and suffocate like that

Put a fifty in the barrel of a gun

When he try to suck it out, a-ha, well you know this one (Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

Make sure you ain’t got no priors

Don’t tell 'em that we conspired

We could let him try to change a flat tire

Or we could all at once retire (Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

There are just a few of the

5 million ways to kill a CEO

Slap him up and shake him up and then you know

Let him off the flo', then bait him with the dough

You can do it funk or do it disco (Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

Y’know how this go

5 million ways to kill a CEO

Slap him up and shake him up and then you know

Let him off the flo', then bait him with the dough

You can do it funk or do it disco (Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

Y’know how this go

Bay Area, get ready to brawl

Bay Area, are you ready to brawl?

L.A., get ready to brawl

L.A., are you ready to brawl?

(Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

Chi-town, get ready to brawl

Chi-Town, are you ready to brawl?

Detroit, are you ready to brawl?

Detroit, are you ready to brawl?

(Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

Atlanta, are you ready to brawl?

Atlanta, you ready to brawl?

Houston, get ready to brawl

Houston, get ready to brawl (Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

New York, are you ready brawl?

New York, are you ready to brawl?

London, get ready to brawl

London, are you ready to brawl?

(Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

Capetown, get ready to brawl

Capetown, are you ready to brawl?

Tokyo, get ready to brawl

Tokyo, are you ready to brawl?

(Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

Yeah

The Coup (Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

Boots Riley, Pam the Funkstress

It’s really goin' down (Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

Yeah, ya know, in case you didn’t know, gats are comin'

The Coup

You know, sum’n, sum’n (Yo, yo, yo, yo!)