Mean Evil Blues - Dinah Washington

Now I’m mean and evil, don’t you mess around with me

Yes I’m mean and evil, don’t you mess around with me

'Cause I’ll mess you up with a bang, a dozen sticks of TNT!

First thing each mornin', I breaks me a lookin' glass

Then I goes out on the corner, waits for a black cat to pass

Can’t sleep while there’s a howlin' dog 'neath my window each night

And nothin' sends me like a good bloody fight!

Yes I’m mean and evil

But you no-good men made me that way!

Yes I’m mean and evil, even rain don’t fall on me

Yes I’m so mean and evil, even rain don’t fall on me

And I’m gonna stay that way till I find a man that’s meaner than me!