Harvard - Diet Cig

How’s your new Ivy League girlfriend?

Is she boring too in the way I couldn’t stand?

And I’m not sorry

I just hope you trust her more than me

You never wanted to date a college girl

Well, I hope you got something out of that deal

Or made your parents proud

I bet she’s not as loud

Does it feel better

To be in an Ivy League sweater?

Put your work shoes on

And talk about her at your shitty job

Does it feel better

In that cold Boston weather?

Fuck your Ivy League sweater

You know I was better

Fuck your Ivy League sweater