I Am Repulsed By My Daughter's Lover - Dick Valentine

I took a cue, a cue from you,

all my sins are now weapons too

I smelled the stench of your room,

I think it’s safe to assume,

your rose has permanently lost its bloom

And I bought a Mountain Dew,

but I don’t drink Mountain Dew,

I just needed a bottle to throw at you.

And I am repulsed by my daughter’s lover

If I can give you some advice,

throw out your sugar and your spice,

and next time maybe you’ll think twice

Maybe I should walk you through it,

even birds and bees do it,

without destroying the family unit

It’s enough to make me hurl,

I brought you into this world,

and I can push you out too, girl

Oh-ho, I am repulsed by my daughter’s lover

He’s a sore for sighted eyes

Yeah, he just ain’t my kinda guy

And as usual your mother prefers to remain silent

And your brother boozes the day away

Day away

This story’s getting sad,

because being someone’s dad

should never hurt quite this bad

Now please feel free,

take this paternal tip from me;

get thine ass to a nunnery

Return the clay to the parlour

Blood is thinner than water

I no longer consider her my daughter

And I am repulsed by my own reflection

I think it’s safe to say I

Overreacted upon reflection

Yeah, I’m just that kinda guy

Oh, I

Oh, I

Oh, I

Oh, I