You May Kiss the Bride - Descartes A Kant, Carlos Maldonado, Daniel Zlotnik

I remember the letters, the chocolates, the phone calls;

The first time he told me that I was the best…

I remember his lips on my lips for the firs time;

With the softness it requiers to get me obsessed!

I miss his arms protecting me all the time

(one around my neck, one around my thigh)

And the uncontainable passion at night

I miss his hands touching my hair

Touching my face

Touching me there…

Oh!

I miss his way of saying goodbye

And then cheering me up on the phone every night;

Specially when he had to go home with his wife…

— Psychiatrist:

«So… Let me get this clear, dear…

The love of your life is married?»

He doesn’t really love her anymore

And years ago he’s been sleeping on his own

The problem is the child in between.

Their marriage

Is exclusively and specifically

Only apparently, you see?

He doesn’t love his wife!

— Psychiatrist:

«I see

So why are you separated right now»

The thing is… we’re just waiting for things to calm down

'cause little Mikey is starting to suspect…

— Psychiatrist:

«Why doesn’t he tell him?»

He’s immature!

— Psychiatrist:

«He has to grow!»

He wouldn’t understand…

That daddy doesn’t love his mom!

— Psychiatrist:

«Why don’t they just get divorced?»

No, no!

That would only shock the boy!

He would hate me forever!

— Psychiatrist:

«What do you feel at this point?

I mean, by being the lover»

I just can’t take this anymore!

I feel terrible!

Everything’s horrible!

That is precisely the point!

This is the plan:

Stop being the lover and become the wife

I’ll kill that lady and become his wife

With no moral issues, I’m preparing to shoot;

I will liberate him from his boring wife

And I wil:

Stop being the lover and become the wife

I’ll kill that lady and become his wife

They’ll need a caring mother and we will love each other

Perfect!

I will show him what a proper marriage is and

I will stop being the lover and become the wife

I’ll kill the lady and become his wife!

I’ll give my best to Mikey!

At least we’ll all be happy!

— Psychiatrist:

«You want to have the family that you never had!

What if he never wants to marry you?»

What?

Of course he will

Besides that is solved

You’ll see…

This whole idea of Mickey, and me, and him is great!

But I wanna have my own baby

If you know what I mean…

I’m gonna stop taking the pill

— Psychiatrist: «Oh!

So then you’re gonna get pregnant and force him to marry

you?»

Well…

It’s not that bad…

Sometimes they only need a little motivation

Anyway, he’s gonna be thrilled with the idea!

Picture this:

— She: «I have to tell you something important»

— He: «Yes dear?»

— She: «We're gonna gave a baby!»

— He: «What?

A-a-are you sure?»

— She: «Yes!

Yes!

Certainly!»

— He: «That's… fantastic…»

(No, but he’s going to smile)

— He: «That's fantastic!»

(Then I’m gonna say)

— She: «So, What are we gonna do about it»

(And he’s gonna say)

— He: «Well… I guess… Is finally time to»

(And he’s gonna get down on his knees and he will say)

— He: «Would you marry me?»

— She: «Oh!

Are you sure?

I mean, your wife’s death is so very recent!

Don’t you think we should wait?»

— He: «No!

No!

No!

I really need you right now!

This is like… What I’ve

always dreamed of!

You are the real love of my life!»

(And I’m gonna say)

— She: «Well… In that case… YES!

I do!

I do!

I do!

I do!

I do!

I do!

I do want to be your wife!»

With a finger wave hairdo and a flapper dress!

I want a classy wedding and many guests!

With a great, great jazz band…

And they will play our song…

And he will hold my hand…

And we will tap dance!

Tap, tap dance!

And we will tap dance!

Tap, tap dance!

And we will tap dance!

Tap, tap dance!

And we will tap dance!

Tap, tap dance!

And we will tap dance!

Tap, tap dance!

And we will tap dance!

Tap, tap dance!

And we will tap dance!

Tap, tap dance!

And we will tap dance!

Tap, tap dance!

Shoot!

— Psychiatrist:

«Your obsession has dragged you to this!

Why should your issues affect that poor kid?!

How can you imagine that love works like this?!

What if he never wants to…

What if he never wants to…

What if he never wants to marry you?!

(What if he never wants to marry you?)

(What if he never wants to marry you?)

Stop being the lover and become the wife

I’ll kill that lady and become his wife

I miss him so, so badly

He needs me yo be happy

Mamma always told me: «Be the first no matter how»

And that’s why I’ll:

Stop being the lover and become the wife

I’ll kill that lady and become his wife

I want my perfect family

My kids my van my darling

Without that stupid bitch we’ll have our dream life

And I will:

Stop being the lover and become the wife

I’ll kill that lady and become his wife

My darling, my kids, what a perfect life!

Without that frigid witch, I’ll always be with him

I’ll kill that stupid lady and I will be… his… wife!

— Psychiatrist:

«Your time’s over»