Audi 5000 - Demigodz

«I was Audi 5000» — Ice Cube 'Alive On Arrival'

Earth rumbling

Deity humbling

U.F.O.'s are hovering, times are so troubling

Doctors started hustling, blood starts puddling

I’m shuttering, discovering, they just started shuttling

Humans to the surface of Mars

Cops searchin' our cars to confiscate notebooks, verses and bars

Aquaman lungs live in worlds like Atlantis

Cause we destroyed the whole planet with ecological damage

Helicopters patrol, doctors chop up our souls

When we go off the Zoloft we outta control

Now we paranoid animals, A Planet Of Apes

With nowhere to escape unless we launch into space

So I gathered all my old school Clue mixtapes

And started diggin' in the crates before we disintegrate

Demigodz, fuck bitches, get money, not much else

I’m Audi 5000 'fore I pass it to Celph

«I was Audi 5000»

They said it was a murder attempt

Cause when I punched him in the skull it left a permanent dent

Baritone voice with some nice patterns

Fuck a polar bears toe nail, I’m colder than Antarctic ice caverns

Mice and rabbits, they all looked at as snake food

But I’m hungry for bitches marinatin' in my bake roast

Stomp through like I had earthquake shoes

Showed you how to commit murder over break loops and let AK’s shoot

My flow can move mountains

Bank account’s a loot fountain

Yeah I need two accountants, really who’s countin'?

(I don’t know)

My water pistol shoots a potent starch

That’ll have you lookin' like the dude who stood in front of the open Arc

Intelligent war sword wielder

Reroute the ignition to your gas tank

Charles Dutton four wheeler

Demigodzilla

You should already know, I’m Audi 5000 so I’ll pass it to Mo'

«I was Audi 5000»

The most ignorant

Every verse ridiculous

Satan sadistic

Caught in church gettin' his dick licked

Hallelujah, all praise to the Godz

The dopest nigga alive is now arrived

Fuck for the love, I’m tryin' to cash in for a mil' or two

And show you monkey ass niggas how gorillas do

Bring on the bestest, claim he’s spittin' that ether boy

Bet when we meet he greet me like Tim Tebow scored

It’s hoodie, two shoes, mad rude, no home trainin'

Send your bitch back, ass hurt and throat achin'

I’m Doe Rakeing, sippin' Henny at probation

A lot of dollars made off of that powder that’s Caucasian

And any beef shit, no secret how I do

Battle kiss your forehead like your mama duke

The new Big Daddy Kane, Ain’t No Half Steppin'

I’m Audi five G till the rat ranch dressing

«I was Audi 5000»

I’m Audi 5000 G

Oh yeah, I’m outty, like a Saudi I got mouths to feed

The revolution will not be televised

What you mean?

I just spent ten grand fillin' my house with flat screens

Some gasoline and empty bottles of bourbon

The kind of cocktail party you leave first degree burns with

I’m filthy, the dirty version, no detergent

If rap was Iraq, I’d be a fuckin' insurgent

I blow the spot up, give me my 30 virgins

A place in paradise, to me it’s kinda worth it, right?

Fuckin' A it is, pop the stainless

Hit him till his chest make a noise like Jadakiss

The world famous, Demigod gangstas

We the same as other rappers, except nobody hates us

I ain’t even gotta say shit

What could I say?

Besides I’m Audi 5 K before I pass to Seamus

«I was Audi 5000»

We the O.G.

trilogy you couldn’t equal the sequel

Defeatin' Esoteric?

That’ll take a legend like Repo

Listen, do a, CD together

You and me?

Never

I’d rather listen to Nickelback on repeat forever

Lousy mix, of a southie flick, bitches with the pouty lips

Lets be Audi 5 in my Audi 6

Forgot the A

They don’t ever walk away

«Let Me Ride like Dr. Dre» is all these women say

Now check it

One thing about me, I’m too wordy

Put so much shit in a song you’d think the clean version’s dirty

So step up

You can try to bring about my death soldier

Curses

Foiled again like last nights left overs

Oh Jesus, fall guy like Colt Seavers, I flow with no breathers

That’s a Memphis Monroe beavers

Ryu, Celph, Ap, Motive got my back

I’m Audi 5000 so I’ll pass it to Black

«I was Audi 5000»

There’s only 60 minutes in an hour so give me 24 of those to live

I’ll load the cig and find the kid who killed B.I.G

Run him down and put 16 in his wig

Make him wanna take back the foul shit that he did

That’s word to my unborn kid who ain’t a fetus

Sixth man off the bench, Demigodz undefeated

Many crews fell off and their legacy’s depleted

But we here for the gusto, keepin' it raw

And it’s a must that we crush doe, live on tour

Crowds roar, demandin' encores and more

Shut your mall down, buyin' all the Nikes out stores

Bare footed in the villa with the heated marble floors

Wars get waged on every notebook page

Act your age, Celph Titled prolly packin' a gauge

There’s no need for the antics, wildin' on drugs

Man I’m Audi 5000, I’m pullin' the plug

«I was Audi 5000»