Proto Culture - Del The Funky Homosapien

Let me tell you about the Proto Culture

If you don’t know the culture, here’s the whole structure

We’ve had enough of the lackluster, trust us

We get the kind of games you can’t rent at Blockbuster

Game related, raise it bit by bit

Yo D, link up the cable we’ll go hit for hit

Phantasma plasma particle beam means I have ya

On the run-the rendered effects hot like magnas

I play games by Capcom with a Power Glove strapped on

On any platform, I don’t spend my dough on Phat Farm

Video games, I got many to play

Before my life expires;

fufill my desires

Mastering your hardest boss, shattering all stars across

Ain’t hard to cross the finish line, floatin' on Daytona

Wex, Gex or Klonoa, we get 'em all at cost

RPG, Platform, we transform like Macross

Rival schools, Batsu

Purchase, you ought to

It came with one free CD, it’s like I bought two

I hope they make part two for Dreamcast

'Cause games I’ve seen in mags, you won’t believe they have!

Getting callouses turning over asteroids

Graviton bombs destroyed

Getting moms annoyed

Now I’m hacking Nightmare Creatures, features

Splatter 'cross the screen, get more clean each year

I remember my homie Ed Coats had the most

A Colecovision, every week I’d visit

Playing Donkey Kong Jr., Venture, Roc’n Rope

Games I thought was dope while my moms was watching soaps

I’m on the next level

I got a double barrel shotgun in the Doom world waiting on the next devil

Armor’s low, check the arsenal

Rupture the main conductor playing Disruptor

I remember Ninja Gaiden, finished it finally

With Ramone, wouldn’t answer the phone

This was before getting blown

I own the first Nintendo Power

With the maps of Zelda, help me conquer in an hour

Let me tell you about the Proto Culture

If you don’t know the culture, here’s the whole structure

We’ve had enough of the lackluster, trust us

We get the kind of games you can’t rent at Blockbuster

Hey KU, you know my SEGA collection is massive

Got all the past hits and classics

Herzog Zwei, now Panzer Zwei

Originality that made me a fan today

It’s Pandemonium, it’s like Toys «R» Us

Flipping the next Saturn game brings out the boys in us

It’s poisonous, taking out the boys in blue

In Grand Theft Auto, snatch a Rolls Royce to use

Yeah, I’ll admit it, PlayStation improved

Come visit Feudal Japan with me and Tenchu

Bushido Blade 2 with swordplay so accurate

Mega Man Legends, but I had to buy a map for it

I’ll fence Hyo to get a Neo Geo

For Samurai 64 in full-rendered splendor

Rival counter and enter, my swords in his innards

My joint was playing Leonardo whuppin' on Splinter

I gotta get Xenogears, that’s the type of game that relieves my fears

Get it from overseas to here

I gotta get Psychic Force

Authentic arcade that I can endorse

They got me liking imports

I’ll need to be at the next E3

What’s the next CD?

I need to see me and D signing checks

Let’s float overseas, mingle with game companies

Giving tips to Capcom and Sega;

can’t front on these

To anyone who knew me better

Know I chose Saturn first 'cause it’s 2D heaven

Bernie Stolar dropped the ball with the RAM cartridge

X-Men vs. Street Fighter could’ve expanded the market

Marvel vs. Capcom, beyond fathom

Tell the truth, PlayStation ain’t ready to have 'em

Come on, I’ll bring the onslaught, Alpha and Omega

Khaos Unique brought to you by SEGA

Let me tell you about the Proto culture

If you don’t know the culture, here’s the whole structure

We’ve had enough of the lackluster, trust us

We get the kind of games you can’t rent at Blockbuster