The Return Of Maggie Brown - Del Amitri

She stepped off the bus with a burst suitcase and a frown

And she could smell the breweries and abattoirs on the edge of town

And the man who owes her money won’t even lend her an ear

When she phones to demand his answer’s vague;

He says, «I'll get back to you but right now I’ve got to catch the plague.»

Down in a bargain basement she goes to shuffle through careers

When all they offer her is friendship and peace souvenirs

And the receptionist was playing with a pencil at her lip

She asked her if she knew a place to sleep

She says, «I'll get back to you but now I’ve got appointments to keep.»

There was a shop called B.J.'s that she stepped into to get out of the gale

They sold only British manufactured, lifetime guaranteed to fail

And a store detective asked her what she had under her coat

«It's just a little something that I wrote;

It says, 'I'll get back to you unless first your girlfriend slits your throat.'»

And by the time the sun set she was penniless and frozen to the core

The Salvation Army girls refused her on the grounds they didn’t know her

So she asked some whino for advice, but it turned out to be

A Sunday sport reporter who was following his nose

He said, «I'll get back to you but first we need a picture without clothes.»

So she stepped back on that bus with a burst suitcase and a frown

She had come to the conclusion that this was not the place for Maggie Brown

And it was 6 in the morning when she telephoned me;

Until then I’d been living on my knees,

But I got back up when she got back to me