Hollywood or Bust - Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis

Land of stardust and land of glamour

Vistavision and cinerama

Everyone considers it a must

To get to Hollywood or bust

Kids from Kansas to Pennsylvania

Soon develop that movie mania

Driving their jalopies through the dust

And out to Hollywood or bust

Underneath that moonlight in Malibu

Lovers stroll in the dark

Jeepers creepers ten to one sleepers are winning at Hollywood Park

Land of burgers and land or weenies

Bathing beauties in their bikinis

Mingle with the lower upper crust

You’ll see your favorite dolly out and jolly

Hollywood or bust

(Sound the trumpets strike the cymbals)

(Boys from Bonwit and girls from Gimbels)

(Shaking off that old Manhattan dust)

(To get to Hollywood or bust)

(Town of tinsel and town of bubbles)

(Drive-in theaters and daily doubles)

(Let me tell you mister it’s a must)

(To get to Hollywood or bust)

Drugstore cowboys Hollywood Indians extras looking for jobs

Waiting for someone to discover them down at the counter of Schwabs

Land of burgers and land of weenies

Bathing beauties in their bikinis

Mingle with the lower upper crust

You’ll see your favorite dolly out and jolly

Hollywood

Hollywood

Hollywood or bust