It Might Sound Crazy - Daz Dillinger, Too Short, Daz Dillinger featuring Too Short

Man, Soopafly, how you feel about these bitches?

(Fuck 'em)

You know what I’m saying… But the pussy is good

(Yeah, it is nice)

Heh heh heh

I said — I said — I said it might sound crazy but I’m so in love with you

I said it might sound crazy but I’m so in love with you

Daz, I’m glad you broke up with that bitch

Yeah, I know what time it is

You in love with me?!

Yeah baby, I’m in love with you

Check it out, baby

What’s up?

I’m about clockin' dollars…

Hey, give me some

Handlin' my business and (hey, nigga) kickin' hoes to the curb

(break that bitch) after I get my thang and that’s right

I know that’s right, right, right, right

Woke up one bright morning out some bomb ass cock

Feelin' like the man as I shake the spot

Freaked the girl named Tameka, made my bass thump deeper

My girl huntin' me down, paged a nigga on my beeper

As I continue to adjust the amps and bust the speaker

My girl paged again, and again, and again

As I’m diggin' out her mother’s best friend

Askin' 'bout my kids, say they gettin' big

As we moan and dig

Fucked another — she was kinda thick but kinda slim

Freaky little thang named Kim

Askin' when we gon' engage in bomb sex again

I’m askin' her «when you gon' give me bomb head again?»

I mean she took me to her house

Worked a nigga straight, turned him out

Wanna know the freaky thangs that you talk about

I really wanna make it rough, make it soft, no doubt

If you wanna fuck, then we can turn it out

You in love

(Baby, I want you to fuck my homegirl

Baby, you like the way I suck your dick, don’t you

OOoohhh, you love the way I lick your balls)

Told Miss Harris it was too late to stop and too late to quit

I was lovin' that pussy while she was lovin' this dick

I was shovin' it in her while she was yellin' don’t quit

I was diggin' her out, while I was suckin' her tits

She said — «Let's have a freaky, freaky, freaky type experience

That’s very diff-er-ent, that’s so magnificent»

She had a bad bad bitch named Spearamint

Thought she was the gum the way the bitch hummed

Let’s get freaky tonight, let’s get rolled

Let’s get high as a kite, ya know

Baby gave a show, true indeed, the way she ate a niggas dick

I knew she was a pro, I knew she was a pro

I had a young tender that I’ll always remember

Named Dana, needed dick just to tame her

Every two months.

I’d telephone her ringer, just to bone

To come over at night when her man ain’t home

I keep the weed just to keep her stoned, huh

And I’d fuck and be out 'fore dawn, huh

I gotta page from another homegirl named Shy

Baby loved to lick her tongue, holla, holla, an' give me some

Daz make a bitch cum like never before

Do it fast, do it slow — fuck me like you want it

Hittin' every little organ by her stomach

Stop back up, bitch who the fuck keep you cummin'…

And you know, sometimes the pussy still be callin' my name

And the pussy be like — («Ooo Daz, keep me cummin'»)

And I respond to the pussy like — «What's happenin'»

And you know Too $hort that’s some real player shit

Nigga Daz is a real player

It’s all the way hot

$hort Dog’s in the house

Shit

Oh, you know I know these hoes

And you know that

I can’t fuck with you, I need a bitch like Tracy

Got a good job, when she walks in the place, she —

Gets respect with them big-ass tits

She ain’t no first date dick suckin' tramp ass bitch

I pick the winners, never get the wrong ones

Check me right now, I got a pocket full of phone numbers

She said «You wanna be a player all yo' life?

You’ll never get a woman you can call your wife»

You see, Tracy got it going on, see her try to get wit' me

Her sister got my beeper number, keeps on hittin' me

Think I fucked her twice, long time ago

But now I like Tracy and she won’t let go

I know a trick ass nigga might think it’s scary

Will it come back on him if he gets married

I don’t give a fuck about bitches in the past

Cause if I put it down, I’ma make the shit last

And get the cash, bitches always talkin' that love shit

No, it ain’t happ’nin', tell me what’s up bitch

Actin' like Michelle when I told her I missed her

She said I love you right after I kissed her

What she wanna say that for?

— Not today

Niggas like us, you know we stuck in our ways

Ask Lisa or her niece huh, I never pay 'em money

Had a little freak by the name of Laid Lonnie

I live by the game, that’s what I’m all about

The bitch started trippin' so we had to fall out

Think I’m supposed to pay, cause I got ends

I said «Fuck you bitch, and all your friends»

That’s an everyday scenario, now here you go

Tryin' to be good to me, I can’t feel it though

My old school tramp sucked a damn good dick

I tried to turn the bitch out, she couldn’t handle it

Trick beotch!

C’mon, trick beotch

Trick beotch!

Trick beotch

Now you done fucked me

You done fucked Too $hort

Done fucked my cousin

Done fucked Nate

Shit, huh, just done fucked everybody

It might sound crazy

Just leave a personalized message for me

Were you talking to me?

Do you be thinkin' 'bout me, huh?

Baby.

Do you be thinkin' 'bout me?

Shit, how this bitch gon' call me, Soopafly

And she just sucked a homeboy’s dick

Bitch