Two Dogs Fucking - Dayglo Abortions

the mayor of nipean took a walk in the park

to admire the beauty of his man made nature

he came upon a sight that made him blood run cold

so he called upon the mighty lord to help him fight his foe

it was two dogs fucking

stuck ass to ass

entwined in bestial romance

it was obscene so he called the police

they sent an officer named him fitzgibbons

they came up with a plan that involved a bucket of cold water

to be thrown upon the fornicating demons

but they had to face…

it was two dogs fucking

stuck ass to ass

entwined in bestial romance

their plan was successful at seperating the beasts

but there were bigger forces at work here

the male began to change into a terrifying creature

that was the cross between a pitbull and a tyrannosaurs rex

as it turns out the male dog was actually an unusual alien life form on a trip

across the galaxy that had stopped off on earth to check out the attractions

and pick up a quick piece of tail when it was rudely interrupted by our heroes

it became enraged at their indiscretion and immediately brought an end to all

life as we know it

all because they couldn’t stand the sight of…