Don't Mess With U. S. Truckers - Dave Dudley

Almost forty years

I never missed a run with any load

But what happened just a while ago

Makes me mad as hell

Some cavemen want to change things on my road

No dirtbags gonna change my life

With this rig I’m living in

This old driver seen at least two county fairs

And you won’t be putting any funny stuff

On any truckers load

Or you’ll be dying under 18 wheels I swear

So don’t come messing round with U.S. truckers

How long you’d have to live it’s hard to tell

If you want to try to trash our trucks and truckers

You are gonna wind up dead as hell

Now you’ll need a stronger backbone

In our truckin world

Don’t try to run on our highways

Where we live

Hey, if you wants to beat Mohammed

Then give us your best shot

You’ll get a damn site more then what you give

Ya, we stand proud and tall

Cuz brothers of the road

And I’ll tell you right now

Bout our land

Would you like to see a trucker

Come on take a look

It’s the last time you will see him, understand

Don’t come messing round with U.S. truckers

How long you’d have to live it’s hard to tell

If you want to try to trash our trucks and truckers

You are gonna wind up dead as hell