Jesus Was a Stoner - Cypress Hill

Jesus was a stoner, uh-huh

Born in southern California, uh-huh

Lying out on the corner, uh-huh

While they’re tryna stone us, uh-huh

You wanna stone us, you wanna stone us

Come on stone us

They wanna stone us, they wanna stone us

Come on stoners

I’m called the weed messiah, grab your lighter

You’re transfixed with the spliff and your lips higher

Like smoke rises, your sex is heightened

Inhale, embrace Mary, but don’t be frightened

I bring the God flower, uplift the people

Holy sacrament communion, take and let me feed you

No superstitions or crucifixions or false prophets

Crosses burnin' in my hand, call it burned object

Smoke gathers like holy masses

Take a hit, pass it to the left, it’s in the passage

You know my disciples, this is a new revival

Judas rose and took the soil to enrich the cycle

Smoking Mother Earth, blessed is the herb

Mother Mary save us, thankful for what you gave us

Roll it in my papers, share it with my neighbors

High as skyscrapers, a cult of cultivators

We got the multitude, our sisters and our brothers

How I break my bread like it’s the last supper

I’m the blood of stoners, I’m the higher after

Believe me, elevate, hear the sounds of laughter

I be the greenest rapture

Stoner Jesus with the cleanest shatter

Sum of demons, that’s some genius banter

Get the screen capture

If you perceive this as some needless chatter

You need to heed the Stoner Jesus chapter

I be the greenest rapture

Stoner Jesus with the cleanest shatter

Sum of demons, that’s some genius banter

Get the screen capture

If you perceive this as some needless chatter

You need to heed the Stoner Jesus chapter

Heavenly Father (Heavenly Father)

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