Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, David Hull, Scott Michael Foster

Two!

One, two, three, four!

We know what people think when they see us

That we’re so hot, it’s insane

Ane!

Ane!

Ane!

When we exit a pool, we do it in slow-motion

But that don’t mean we can’t complain

'Cause fit hot guys have problems, too

Don’t look at us, we’re not dancing for you

This is our quiet personal time to reflect

(Flect! Flect! Flect! Flect!)

We both have almost no body fat

But we’re too bummed out to talk about that

I know we look so much better than you

But fit hot guys have problems, too

Uh!

(crying break)

Everyone is at our sexual mercy

Be them a mister

Or miss

Miss!

Miss!

Miss!

But when we’re down on our knees

No one has sympathy

Because they only see this

And this and this and this and this and this

But what about this?

'Cause fit hot guys have problems, too

Don’t look at us, we’re not dancing for you

It’s just hard to process emotions with our clothes on

(Clothes on! Clothes on! Clothes on!)

Our pecs are perfect, but we have bad days

So don’t objectify us with your male and female gaze

We have childhood traumas just like you

'Cause fit hot guys have problems, too

Uh!

(Spoken Interlude)

Give us back our shirts, you monsters!

Yeah, what is wrong with you?

Come on, guys!

Uh, Josh?

No!

Are you actually here?

Like, in reality?

Yeah, this is my new job.

I’m a go-go dancer at this club

That’s what you meant by volunteer fireman.

Okay, got it

You wanna join our imaginary song and dance?

Sure

'Cause fit hot guys have problems, too

Don’t look at us, we’re not dancing for you

Leave us alone, because we have to twerk out our sad

(Sad! Sad! Sad! Sad! Sad! Sad! Sad! Sad!)

We’re expressing our pain through the art of dance

But we’ll express so much better without these pants

There’s so much pressure when you’re a fit hot guy

So just let us ugly cry!

Let us ugly cry!