Jesus Was a Social Drinker - Chuck Prophet

Now Jesus was a social drinker

He never drank alone

He never partied at a strip club

Keeping his woman up at home

Or overstayed his welcome

Or threw up in your sink

Nah, Jesus was never late to work, man

And he always pulled his weight

So tell you where it hurts

And I’ll tell you what to feel

Wash me in the water mama

And I’ll wash you in the water

Now, Jesus he was cool

He could take or leave the stuff

And if he got too loose

Well then he knew he’d had enough

Jesus wasn’t Irish

Just imagine if he was

He might have written poetry and verse

And enjoyed a pint of Guinness every day for lunch

So tell you where it hurts

And I’ll tell you what to feel

Wash me in the water mama

And I’ll wash you in the water

He never had a laptop

A spiral notebook or even a pen

But he wrote a best-selling novel, yes he did

Disappeared and was never heard from again

He was an all-around decent dude

But he had his share of rough nights

And the more I learn about him

Well, the more respect I have for the guy

So tell you where it hurts

And I’ll tell you want to feel

Wash me in the water mama

And I’ll wash you in the water

Tell you where it hurts

And I’ll tell you what to feel

Wash me in the water

Come on, wash me in the water