Careful My Toe - Christine Baranski, Tammy Blanchard, Lucy Punch

As the Prince anxiously waited, the stepmother took matters

And Florinda’s foot, into her own hands

Careful my toe!

Darling I know

What do we do?

It’ll have to go

But when you’re his bride

You can sit or ride

You’ll never need to walk!

Minus one toe, Florinda mounted the Prince’s horse, unaware of the blood

dripping from the slipper.

Lucinda was next

Why won’t it fit?

Darling be still

Cut off a bit

Of the heel and it will

And when you’re his wife

You’ll have such a life

You’ll never need to walk!

Minus a heel, Lucinda did her best to swallow the pain

It’s a perfect fit, Your Highness