Weaves / Color Contacts - Chris Rock

A lot of weaves what’s up with that shit man

What is up with this weave bullshit

Who thought of that

Who said you know what I like in a woman

A big hunk of phony hair

Shit is disgusting

Feel the shit in the back what the fuck is wrong

You think you got yourself a fucking princess

You feel big lump in her head is the shit man

Can’t get through you need a map to get through the bitches

Head and shit

Oh I guess I gotta make a left over here huh

Weaves use to be nice way back in the day It’s when

They use to cost money

Ya know, way back when like Diana Ross got like the

First weave

Use to look nice shit now shit you can get a weave with a full

Tank of gas

Ha fill up on weave

Check your weave mam?

You ever see a girl with OW

You know what OW is Obvious Weave

When you don’t even wonder about it

Some girls will get a good weave

And they’ll walk in a room you''ll be like god damn she is fine

Is that her hair?

is that a weave?

I dont give a fuck

Imma talk to her anyway

And some girls soon as they walk in the room (Weave)

Weave alert just goes off and shit