Hologram Man -

Let’s welcome back the legend

But you can’t shake his hand

And we can see right through him

To his original backing band

Why are we digging up our heroes?

Are there no more superstars?

How I long for the days of Top of the Pops

He’s a m-m-m-m-money machine

Making more now he’s kicked the can

The tills are ringing

Everybody’s singing with the hologram man

He won’t get tired of playing

We’re selling out of merchandise

The golden goose keeps laying

And everybody gets a slice

And now they’re adding up the zeros

From their pseudo-superstar

How I long for the days of Top of the Pops

He’s a m-m-m-m-money machine

Making more now he’s kicked the can

The tills are ringing

Everybody’s singing with the hologram man

We keep the mega-dollar making machine

In a flight case in the van

The tills are singing

Everybody’s winning with the hologram man

Now you see him, now you don’t

Now you see him, now you don’t

Now you see him, now you don’t

Now you see him, now you don’t

Now you see him, now you don’t

Now you see him, now you don’t

He’s a m-m-m-m-money machine

Making more now he’s kicked the can

The tills are ringing

Everybody’s singing with the hologram man

We keep the mega-dollar making machine

In a flight case in the van

The tills are singing

Everybody’s winning with the hologram man

Now you see him, now you don’t

Now you see him, now you don’t

Ooh yeah

Now you see him, now you don’t

Now you see him, now you don’t

Can you see me?

Oh can you see me?

I’m gone…