A Day in Richard's Life - Cast of Galavant, Ricky Gervais

Close your eyes, open your mind

Your journey’s about to begin

Relax your karma and try not to barf

As the universe starts to spin

Hocus Pocus, Expialidocious

Set your aura free

Petrificus Totalus

Drink deeply from the chalice

Tell us what you see!

Ahahahaha!

: I see a door!

: Oi!

What did I say?

No-

: Go through it

: It’s opening on its own!

: That’s magic

: This is the day my father died

The king is dead, long live the king

The king is dead, long live the king

Where is his son, who’ll inherit everything?

: Is that you, sire?

So handsome

: No. It’s my much older brother, Kingsley

: I can’t see anything!

: That’s me

: Shut up, you!

: I can’t see anything!

: Shut up!

: Oh, dear

: I ate my feelings.

And a lot of bread

: The sword, Your Highness!

Here’s your royal sword!

: No one gives me anything

: To be the king, you must receive the sword!

: If I want something, I take it

And I don’t want to be any king

: Oh, but, Kingsley, it’s your destiny

We literally named you 'Kingsley'

God told us to!

It’s not like we were being trendy

My destiny lies beyond the castle walls, mother

I’m going to conquer and kill

And spread bastard children throughout the land, like wildflower seeds

Somebody else can sit on their ass and rule

But who?

Who?

But who?

Who?

But who?

(Young Richard farts, the Royal Court gasps)

: Dickie?

: Dickie?

Ha!

: Brilliant.

Gareth!

: Aye!

: You shall be the king’s guard

: I’m only ten, but alright

I’m Gareth, and I’ll faithfully serve you, My King

The sword, your highness

Here’s your royal sword

To be the king-

Actually, I think I will take the sword

Good luck, Dickie