Curmudgeon - Canibus

The empire beneath the ice

Has everything to do with your life

History is music, music is life

Oh now you tofu tough, you wanna roll in the mud

I got poisonous-blowfish guts sewn into my gloves

Float like a butterfly, fly like a dove

The spirit becomes love if it holds no grudge

Muzzle flash, close your eyes like you in a bubble bath

You say it’s so sad, well tell me what’s so bad?

First, you get your feet wet, then you wet your beak next

This preset accelerates into a grease of sweat

Oh, you’re hungry?

Of course, Fine

You’re the boss, but if I cook rice pilaf

You have to turn the TV off

She left her earrings over, I was below fixing the outboard motor

I stopped what I was doing, she walked closer

Crunch time, can’t take lunchtime

But that’s in the bloodline

I only got one more rhyme

And I only got to do it 100 million more times

I’m almost done, I almost lost my mind

I already had my fifteen minutes

Now I’m just stretching the limits

Wit' small digit Professor Emeritus lyrics

Retired in Uruguay study linguistics and writing

I don’t know how long I’ll be here, my Visa’s expired

Twisting up turtle for money

Delta 8 gummies taste funny

Don’t you think Honey?

You wanna back rub me?

Scratchy ass voice, honey lemon make my cords moist

But when the fans want me to growl, I ain’t got a choice

There’s no way to opt-out, compliance comes from the top down

Before Nimrods temple is knocked down

You talked a tough crypto game

But I ain’t seeing no gains

You couldn’t break me off with some of that change?

Inside the tabernacle, we grapple over the time capsule

Upsetting the balance between the synthetic and the natural

Sequence confirmed, feel the burn

I apologize in advance if this doesn’t seem like a real concern

I am at a loss for words, a monkey kidney looks human

If you shave the fur, I’ma shave to concur

The puzzle is a crossword, the word is Marlboro

The world revolve first, your faith will falter

The conqueror is a harvester, mistaken for a farmer

Kicking and screaming, you will be dragged up to the alter

But this too shall pass, only a fool will try to outlast

The same entity from the ancestors past

Ooh be careful, not enough data available

You try another password still get a error code

Are you a targeted individual?

Hey you never know

But there are places in this world that you should never go

The speech pathologist carved out their tongues

Started mocking 'em, thought about stopping 'em

But it was interesting watching 'em

Mystery charms wrapped around his arms

A suicide belt bomb, underneath his garms keep calm

The deep fake con artist stacking Era Grand bearers bonds in his office

Egg and cheese croissant, no sausage

A threat is a guarantee, yet death is a little less than a promise

So we pray for the dark skin Amish

And the melanated William Wallace

Broken homes for the jobless

Fractured and broken bones for the doctors

Gentlemen, synchronize your watches

The time stops when the internet kill switch is pressed tomorrow morning

The spell ends, the hell begins, the Freedom Bell rings

A fat lady sings, farewell friends

Walk into work while black, the motherfucker jumped out his squad car

And said «Where the fuck is your job at?»

They kill me the Reboot Lord, the Reset God

Now I can see I got more than a couple defects Mom

The world is crashing, collapsing

The audience is standing, applauding and clapping

Are they for real?

Or are they acting?

Ay, I know you ain’t talking

Me?

I’m just standing in the audience

Just trying to enjoy their performances

A fingerless puppet master creating nothing but utter disaster

Evergrand bankrupted the planet

Fighter jet stream down the Potomac river

In the land of the free

If you believe as I do, stand with me