The Offer (Skit) - C-Mob

The Devil: You know that when you talk about me there’s a chance I might show

up, and I heard everything you just said, and you’re correct

C-Mob: So what are you here for?

Cause I’ve told you time and time again I’m

not selling you my soul.

You’ve been offering me record deals, money, women,

whatever.

I’m not selling you my soul man

The Devil: Calm down.

I’m not here for that.

I’m here to offer you a job

C-Mob: You’re here to offer me a job?

The Devil: Yeah, like I said, everything you were just talking about is true

C-Mob: So what kind of job are you offering?

The Devil: I want you to be one of the devils that roams the Earth,

every soul on Earth has blessings in store for them from the creator.

And as a devil, it’s our job to tempt and make sure they’re worthy of those

blessings and you have a way with getting through to people.

I think you’d do

great

C-Mob: As interesting as that sounds, you know I don’t trust you?

The Devil: I know you don’t, and that’s why I’m willing to let you try the job

out for 24 hours.

Then after that, you give me a final decision on whether or

not you wanna keep the job

C-Mob: So hold on, you’re telling me that I get to be a devil for 24 hours?

The Devil: If you choose to try out this job I’m offering, then yes,

but you’ll also receive all the powers that come with it

C-Mob: Really?

Now that sounds interesting.

Give me a second to think about it

The Devil: I’ll give you a few minutes.

But after that, you’ll be commanded to

make a choice