The Knock (Skit) - C-Mob

Buddy: Nah man, I-I just need somewhere to chill out for a second.

I need some advice or something, I just, I need to calm down

C-Mob: Well, shit, What the fuck is going' on man?

Buddy: It’s my fuckin' baby mama, dad, this fuckin' bitch.

I feel like I’m

about to lose my shit, I wanna fuck this bitch up

C-Mob: Whoa, hol' on now.

What the fuck is she doin'?

Buddy: Look man like, she keeps sweating me for bro.

I pay my child’s support,

I always have, but she’s tellin' me I can’t see my son unless I give her money

for this, this an' that.

Man… I-I've been working real hard and I feel like I’m

‘bout to accomplish some of the goals I’ve set for myself, but my finances are

fucked right now, and this bitch is really pissin' me off…

C-Mob: Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo hold on man.

Look.

The shit that you are goin'

through right now, that’s just the Devil brah.

You’ve been busting your ass,

and you got some big blessings in stored for you.

That’s just God sending the

Devil down to make sure you are worthy of those blessings

Buddy: Man, what the fuck, are you talking about?

C-Mob: I’m saying, you’ve been working hard doin' right, so you goin' through

this shit right now, it’s just the Devil trying to block your blessings.

I guarantee God’s got some good shit in stored for you, so He sent the Devil

to make sure you worth it, that’s all

Buddy: That shit made no sense brah.

God and the Devil are enemies

C-Mob: No, God and the Devil aren’t enemies, the Devil is our enemy.

But God and the Devil?

They’re homeboys, when God’s about to bless somebody He

calls up the Devil to go make sure of they are worthy for the blessings that

God has in store for ‘em.

That way He’s not wasting his blessings on you,

and the Devil’s got His back

Buddy: You’re saying… I just gotta get through this situation, handle it the

right way and everything’s gonna work for the best?

C-Mob: Exactly brah.

Handle it the right way, so you don’t ruin the good things

that are in stored for you.

Matter of fact, man, tell you what.

You can crash

on the couch if you need to today, that way you ain’t gotta deal with your baby

mama and all the bullshit, you know what I’m sayin'?

Just chill out here,

clear your head, you know, get your mind right

Buddy: Cool, cool man.

Thank you!

That’s why I fuck with you Mob,

you always give good advice.

But tell me, how do you so much about the Devil?

C-Mob: Man let me tell you, me and the Devil go waaay back…

C-Mob: Shit, somebody’s knockin'.

You got somebody outside waiting on you or

somethin'?

Buddy: No, you got company comin' over?

C-Mob: Naah, let me see who’s at the door real quick

Devil: It’s me, I heard you talkin' about me

C-Mob: Fuck.

Speak of the Devil