Intelligent Guy - Butthole Surfers

I’m not the world’s most intelligent guy

Sometimes I just sit, and wonder why

It takes a lot of money and a telephone

Rock me baby, rock me baby, all night long

Bake us and we will not burn

Kill us and we will return

Shake us and we will not shock

Shock us and we’ll fucking rock

I’m not the world’s most incredible man

But I just can’t seem to understand

If it weren’t for all the people I’d be all alone

Rock me baby, rock me baby, all night long

Bake us and we will not burn

Kill us and we will return

Shake us and we will not shock

Shock us and we’ll fucking rock

They were doing what I was doing while lightning hit the street

A bar of soap, a pint of scope was all they’d had to eat

Looky there, some macaroni, it happened to his hair

He had a shirt, but it was hurt, and sadness filled the air

Now I’m not the world’s most incredible man

I never can quite seem to understand

If it weren’t for all the people I’d be all alone

Rock me baby, rock me baby, all night long

It takes a lot of money, then you teach them how to talk

Come on pretty baby, rock rock rock!