Let's Do Something Cheap And Superficial - Burt Reynolds

Though your hair is all in tangles

And your makeup is a mess

Most of what you’re drinking

Is spilling down your dress

And to keep from falling off

Your barstool’s 'bout

All that you can do

I’ll make my proposition

'Cause I’m just as drunk as you

Let’s do something cheap and superficial

Let’s do something that we might regret

Let’s do something shabby and insensitive

This might be the only chance we get

You got lipstick showing on your teeth

And a run down your hose

Where you got that cheap perfume

God only knows

Now I’ll be glad to have you home

Long before daylight

The sun is your worst enemy

Thank God it’s dark tonight

This might be the only chance we get