Tool - Buck-O-Nine

Fast and clean

In his rhythm machine

He goes down to the beach

But little does he know

The girls down there

Are out of his reach

He has a good time

But drinks too much wine

He’s headed for

The disaster of a lifetime

And now the guys

From the bad boy club

Are callin' out his name

He goes down to the liquor store

To buy himself a beer

He parks his truck

With a ten inch lift

And stickers that sayd NO FEAR

Out of his truck he struts inside

With his OAKLEY cool dudes shades

He says his parents

Bought me this truck

Because in high school

I got good grades

He went back to check out a band

At a local grunge band bar

He saw a man who

Was screaming out loud

Playing «e» chords on his guitar

It’s on the radio

It’s on the video

It’s in the stores

And all the tv shows

And now the guys

In the bad boy club

Are calling his name