Sirens Of The Sea - Bruno Coulais, Michele Mariana, Bernard Paganotti

I’m known as the siren of all seven seas

The breaker of hearts by the bay

So if you go swimming with bow-legged women

I might steal your weak heart away

A big-bottomed seawitch may bob through the waves

And hope to lead sailors astray

But a true ocean goddess

Must fill out her bodice

To present an alluring display

O!

Beware of old oysters too large in the chest

Let’s banish them from the buffet

I’m far more nutritious

You smell like the fishes--

Did I hear a banshee?

You’re sea-green with envy!

This mermaid enchantress--

No, I’m Birth of Venus.

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Will send sailors swimming all day!