Battlefield vs Call of Duty Rap Battle - Boyinaband, Jackfrags

This from a game whose biggest selling point is fish A. I?

You’re the least innovative of the game franchises same game every year

What, have your fanboys got Alzheimer?

Yeah, Cause the way I see every game since '04 could have been DLC

Oh did I say '04, I go further back in time, you’re based of the quake engine

from 1999

OH 1999!

Shit Dawg, that’s as old as this song we stole this beat from

Oh, No, I’m losing this battle, man I’m failing I’m trough wait, oh yeah,

I got 70 million more players than you

And did you have a single player campaign I can’t remember?

I don’t quite

understand how people think you’re a contender

I’ve got: Soap, Price, Ghost damn such memorable men and you’ve got umm… uh…

wait… oh who were they again?

Yo, who cares about protagonists and A. I characters It’s all about the

multiplayer real people, real battles bitch!

Yeh, well nice try with Bad Company but no cigar

Well I’d rather no cigar than no DICE, and while talking about memorable what

was your theme tune?

MY THEME TUNE RULES!

Oh, you mean the one you stole from Terminator 2?

You can take your perks fool, circle jerk too, I aim with skill,

knife up in your grill, next

Yeah, Well on my death bed my grenade will drop like Skrillex (Dubstep plays)

Yeah, I tried your game once, logged on spawned in it, all the vehicles were

taken so I walked for four minutes

To get one hit killed by an RPG from some gay bitch and ran over by my own team

with a jeep, so I rage quit!

Yeh, I tried your game too, it was really bad, couldn’t hear shit over the

screaming kids calling me a queer fag

And by the time I muted, I was stuck in the spawn, mince meat because some

prestige 4 year old was on killlll streakkkk

Your matches suck, It’s just a violent bloodbath, but I’ve got more style than

your Price’s mustache

Yo, where’s you mustache Battlefield I must ask?!

My players don’t need to compensate for what they can’t have, and graphics?

HUH

Ghosts looks antique, you call it Next-Gen?

I call it last week!

So fuck off!

and go and find your manhood, cause with Frostbite 3 you know I

look damn good

To play you need a beastly PC, DICE, wanna stop misleading your geeks?

Not every gamers wallet or their bank is so massive for a top spec PC to run

with maximum graphics

And jeez battlefield for an fps your fps sucks, how many frames you clock on a

console, 10?

well fuck

Stop living in the past come to Next-Gen where we’re the best then where we

clock a hot 60fps man

And 64 simultaneous players

But in this Gen you’re only 24 that’s a failure to gamers!

Well you’ve got that static map design that barely changes, I’m about them real

battlefields, big open spaces!

And explain how a game, that is claiming to have such a realistic dog could be

such a fake BITCH!

This rap battles no clever man It’s audacious, when you’ve got Rhianna and I’ve

got Eminem on my trailers

And what’ve you got to offer in this Next-Gen dawg?

cause whatever it is It’s

not good as my Next-Gen dog

He took out a helicopter man, that’s a violent stray poochie!

Oh shit, what is, this a Michael Bay movie?

that’s just a cutscene from your

campaign, for me, that kinda shit happens in-game

So I’ll blow a skyscraper up, Jihad Jeep!

While you use the same damn gun week

after week

You are the kill streak in my land, you pilot the plane not call it in on and

ear piece on an iPad

My nah could do that, that’s how it seems to me

I wanna teach you a word «Accessibility», remember «Fun»?

have you even played

a game before?

You think you know battles?

you can’t even beat me in a sales war!

Or is it the most elitist fags I killed?

Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum only in Battlefield

You’re just jealous of my K’s to D’s

Nah, you’re all «Me, Me, Me» I’m taking care of my team

Let’s settle this like a man son

Wait why are we rapping, we have guns (Shooting at each other)