The Intro And The Outro - Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

Hi there, nice to be with you, glad you could stick around

Like to introduce `Legs' Larry Smith, drums

And Sam Spoons, rhythm pole

And Vernon Dudley Bohay-Nowell, bass guitar

And Neil Innes, piano

Come in Rodney Slater on the saxophone

With Roger Ruskin Spear on tenor sax

I, Vivian Stanshall, trumpet

Say hello to big John Wayne, xylophone

And Robert Morley, guitar

Billy Butlin, spoons

And looking very relaxed, Adolf Hitler on vibes

Nice!

Princess Anne on sousaphone

Mmm

Introducing Liberace, clarinet

With Garner «Ted» Armstrong on vocals

Lord Snooty and his pals, tap dancing

In the groove with Harold Wilson, violin

And Franklin McCormack on harmonica

Over there, Eric Clapton, ukulele

Hi Eric!

On my left Sir Kenneth Clark, bass sax

A great honour, sir

And specially flown in for us, the session’s gorilla on vox humana

Nice to see Incredible Shrinking Man on euphonium

Drop out with Peter Scott on duck call

Hearing from you later, Casanova on horn

Yeah!

Digging General de Gaulle on accordion

Rather wild, General!

Thank you, sir

Roy Rogers on Trigger

Tune in Wild Man of Borneo on bongos

Count Basie Orchestra on triangle

(Ting!)

Thank you

Great to hear the Rawlinsons on trombone

Back from his recent operation, Dan Druff, harp

And representing the flower people, Quasimodo on bells

Hooray!

Wonderful to hear Brainiac on banjo

We welcome Val Doonican as himself

Hullo there!

Very appealing, Max Jaffa

Mmm, that’s nice, Max!

What a team, Zebra Kid and Horace Batchelor on percussion

A great favourite and a wonderf