Hoot Mon - Mono - Bob Hope

The seventh son of a seventh son of a son of a gun from Per-rr-rr-th

Hoot Mon, out o' my way, who do you think you are

It’s the toe o' my boot, Mon, if you push too far

Hoot Mon, this is the day I celebrate my birth

The seventh son of a seventh son of a son of a gun from Per-rr-rr-th

(Who can play the drums, is there a piper in the town)

(Have them put their kilts on and come right down)

Bing:

Ah, you brawny lads, whether you’re poor or men of wealth

Meet me in the tavern to drink my health

Bob:

Oh, who’s that standing in my path (BING: Stand clear!)

Arrgghh, don’t ya know you’re face to face with Robbie McMath

(BING: Robbie McMath)

Both:

Oh, Hoot Mon, out o' my way, who do you think you are

It’s the toe o' my boot, Mon, if you push too far

Hoot Mon, this is the day I celebrate my birth

The seventh son of a seventh son of a son of a gun from Per-rr-rr-th

Bing:

I flung Kilcallan and touted McAllan and pretty near crippled McQueen

Bob:

McDuff used to hide, but I beat up McBride and I belted up Barney

McDean

Both:

McGraw and McGregor looked worse than a beggar and had to go home for

A bath

You’ll never look nobby by makin' a hobby of sparrin' with Robbie

McMath

Both:

Oh, Hoot Mon, out o' my way, who do you think you are

It’s the toe o' my boot, Mon, if you push too far

Hoot Mon, this is the day I celebrate my birth

The seventh son of a seventh son of a son of a gun from Per-rr-rr-th

Spoken:

BOB: Say, Haggis

BING: What is it, McMaggis?

BOB: Where are you from, Laddie?

BING: I’m from Briarcliff-On-The-Heather.

It’s the station right

After Thistle -On-The-Doon.

Where are you from, Laddie?

BOB: I’m from Bristles-On-The-Thigh.

It comes right after Shaving-On-

The-Thigh

Both:

Oh, Hoot Mon, out o' my way, who do you think you are

It’s the toe o' my boot, Mon, if you push too far

Hoot Mon, this is the day I celebrate my birth

The seventh son of a seventh son of a son of a gun from Per-rr-rr-th