Shitting On The Dock Of The Bay - Blowfly

Shittin' in the mornin' sun

I’ll be shittin' here 'til the evenin' come

Watchin' my turds fall in

That I take 'em back out again, oh I

I’m shittin' off the dock of the bay

Watchin' my great big turds float away

Shittin' off the dock of the bay

Makin' a big stink (Listen)

I ate some black eyed peas, Georgia

Oh and they makin' me feel so sad, yeah now

And everytime I have to use a bathroom

It hurts my rear end so bad, so bad

So I’m shittin' off the dock of the bay

Just watchin' my turds float away

I’m shittin' off the dock of the bay

Just wastin', wastin', oh

(Go ahead, son, you ain’t goin' out to heaven no how)

I, I, I, I-I, oooh now, yeah, uh

I see the lady in the front row keep

Askin' me what it is we playin'

This is our theme song, baby

For the next show I’m gonna sing the words to it

Start weird world for the weird people

Second show, O.K.

Next we’ll do a thing by

A young man that ain’t been on the scene

In quite a while, Mr. Major Lance

We’re gonna do a little thing was written by

Mr. Curtis Mayfield and The Impressions

They call it «Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm»

We call it the fart song, toot-toot-to-toot-toot-toot

Go somethin' like this, yeah, uh

Shucks