Going Nowhere Slow - Bloodhound Gang

Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand

That a-hole bands have a-hole fans

Bloodhound’s the name and the Gang’s to blame

Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it’s one in the same

So fame ain’t gonna live forever

Never worrying about dying cause it can’t be any better

But whatever happens to happen always happens for the worst

And if the worst is yet to happen I hope it happens to you first

So hello Joe what do you know?

Heard ya just got back from a Bloodhound show

Did you do the Batussi or did you do the Hustle?

Did you do the Flamin' Waffle or the Super Bowl Shuffle?

No matter what you did you’re gonna be amused

If you were not entertained you did not drink enough booze

If ya get your eyes a’fuzzin' then we’ll get your ears a’buzzin'

Cause we play around the world you play around with your cousin

Bloodhound boys

Bloodhound girls

Bloodhound noise

Bloodhound world

Rock on rock on do it dusk til' dawn

Anywhere we go everywhere we’ve gone

Don’t matter what town what state what show

Hell-bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow

We rock Philadelphia Baltimore Las Vegas Indianapolis

Louisville Atlanta New Orleans and Minneapolis

Houston Tucson Phoenix Buffalo

Tulsa Mobile Albuquerque Wichita and Orlando

Portland Salt Lake City Memphis Washington D.C.

Charlotte Oklahoma City Little Rock and Milwuakee

Cleveland Tampa Norfolk Dallas Raleigh Hartford Cincinatti

Boston Nashville Kansas City Chattanooga and Miami

Honolulu Richmond Austin Pittsburgh San Antonio

Baton Rouge and Anchorage and Birmingham and Toledo

Denver Detroit Dayton Spokane Fresno

And Jacksonville Colombus Springfield New York Sacramento

Los Angeles St. Paul St. Louis San Francisco

Madison Knoxville Seattle San Jose and San Diego

Jackson Omaha Des Moines Boise Providence Chicago

But no where in New Jersey that’s the only place we won’t go Bloodhound boys

Bloodhound girls

Bloodhound noise

Bloodhound world

Rock on rock on do it dusk til' dawn

Anywhere we go everywhere we’ve gone

Don’t matter what town what state what show

Hell-bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow