20 Margaritas - Big & Rich

There’s a boy named Billy

He’s from up there in Virginia

He makes that lightnin' holler in them hills

He’s got a recipe handed down from his pappy

In a shiny 50-gallon copper still

There’s a boy name Jose

Makes the best guacamole

And the hottest hot tamales in the land

He knows how to grow habeneros

And he plays in the mariachi band

I’ll trade you 20 Margaritas for your moonshine

'Cause I like to have a party all the time

I’ll trade you 20 margaritas for your moonshine

'Cause I hear that stuff can really blow your mind

When Jose met Billy he was tequila crazy

In a honky tok getting cowboy drunk on a moonlight starry night

Jose said, «Billy we ought to have us a party

ANd invite all them senoritas and just watch that full moon shine»

Now Jose and Billy became the best of buddies

And rasied a lot of hell around the world

But they’ll never drink and drive cause they wanna stay alive

And have time to kiss all the lovely girls

Oh I hear that stuff can really blow your mind