You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel

You’re as cuddly as a cactus

And as charming as an eel

Mr. Grinch

You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel

Just face the music you’re a monster, Mr. Grinch

Your heart’s an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You’ve got garlic in your soul Mr Grinch

I wouldn’t touch you with a

Thirty-nine and a half foot pole

You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch

You’ve got termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile

Mr Grinch

Well given the choice between the two of you I would take the the seasick

crocodile

You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch

You’re a nasty wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

And your soul is full of gunk

Mr Grinch

The three best words I would use to describe you are as follows and I quote

Stink!

Stank!

Stunk!