Macaulay Culkin on Pizza - Barbarisms

We ordered pizza to keep the girls awake

The island on casters kept sliding away

They smoked electric cigarettes, sucking the tip bright blue

Turned up some music, full of racial slurs

Singing into my camera, the girls knew all of the words

They smoked electric cigarettes sucking the tip bright blue

I was drinking from a mug made by a two year old niece

The kitchen island on casters would all of a sudden roll away from me

Girls on film, Macaulay Culkin on pizza, me on the tambourine

Hey, do what you want.

Keep your Christmas Heels on.

Both me and Phillip have been sick for two years

I stepped onto the kitchen scale, after drinking 8 beers

I was 148 pounds.

I looked a Phillip

Hey, do what you want.

Wrapped up in your college blanket

Everybody asks what if I want

To be a politician one-day

Girls on film, Macaulay Culkin on pizza, me on the tambourine

Everybody takes what they can out of their lives

Until their lips turn blue

Everybody flies into the fly-tape of a life

Sucking their lips bright blue

They smoked electric cigarettes, sucking the tip bright blue