Come, Whale, Away (Parody of "Come Sail Away" by Styx) - ApologetiX

I’m sailing to Spain, yet I know the Lord has a work for me

But I’ve got to retreat

Or He might save the life of my enemies

A port back in Joppa -- I climbed aboard

But misfortune followed -- a deadly storm

And I defied the Lord on high -- a scary thought

I’m pushed into the sea

I guess those windy waves spell the death of me

Some trip here I’ve had

I think of how this ends, and it seems real bad

But they had to throw me over

So the storm would go

And so now I’m kicked out of that rotten boat

But I’ll die just as I am -- a scary thought

A rather big and strange whale

Appeared from up ahead

It swam to me and not the boat

I guess I’ll just play dead -- play dead

Come, whale, away, come, whale, away

Come, whale, away with me, yeah

Come, whale, away, come, whale, away

Come, whale, away with me

Come, whale, away, come, whale, away

Come, whale, away with me, Jonah

Come, whale, away, come, whale, away

Come, whale, away with me

I thought that great whale ate me

Much to my surprise

It’s nice and warm and doesn’t drip

I stayed there for three nights