I'm Hip - Ana Gasteyer

I’m hip, I’m no square

I’m alert, I’m awake, I’m aware

I’m on top of everything

Makin' the rounds, diggin' the sounds

I rock a jumpsuit and a lengthy bang ‘cause I’m hip

I dig, I’m in step

When it was hip to be hep, I was hep

Pabst Blue Ribbon in a can

Strummin' gaily my ukulele

Follow me on Instagram ‘cause I’m hip

If I prattle too fast on my edgy podcast

Then it’s my bad

Every Saturday night using tumblr and Skype

On my iPad

I’m too much, I read blogs

I wear locally-sourced vegan clogs

When I hang around the flea

Artisanal duck served from a truck

And farmed organically

I don’t drip, don’t trip, ‘cause I’m hip

I’m hip, I’m alive

I enjoy any joint where there’s jive

I’m on top of every trend

Hey, check out my show on Vimeo

I’m hip, I’m alive

I enjoy any joint where there’s jive

I’m on top of every trend

Hey, check out my show on Vimeo

‘Cause I’m hip

I’m hip but I’m not weird

Like you notice, I don’t have a beard

My beard made me look like a dude

Just keepin' it real, facial hair’s no big deal

If beards are your bag I don’t mean to be rude

‘Cause I’m hip

I tweet from my bike

I knit sweaters for tykes sold on Etsy

Collect my own eggs

From my prize heirloom hens, Jean and Betsy

Yeah, I’m cool as a cuke

I’m a cat, I’m a card, I’m a kook

I draw zombie cartoons

Rang a dang dang

It ain’t no thang

Girl, don’t trip

It’s just me, yeah I’m hip

Hey, I’m hip

What it is, I’m hip

Skoo ba do da ba hip

Yeah, you know it girl

Word

Word to your mother