Nu Exasize - AMG

«What color panties she got on?»

«Gotdamn!»

«What you mean?»

«She ain’t got on none»

1, 2, 3, 4, and touch the toes

And after that, yo, anything goes

AMG and I wanna make a statement

I housed the freak from the attic to the basement

Hoes, without no clothes

Butt booty naked and I’m good to go

In a bed, in a car, in a and Jacuzzi

Sippin' on a wine cooler, freakin' at the Snooty

Girls got a wait problem—they can’t wait to bone

A nigga on the microphone

So a brother like G’s gonna get you in shape

You got the oven, and I’ve got the steak

You don’t need pills or a Slim Fast milkshake

I’ll make you sweat like you’re running a race

So open up your legs and close your eyes

‘Cause I got a new exercise, bitch

Some people call me at night

I’m only out for the ride

So if a hoe like you get with a nigga like me

Pretty soon, girl, you’re gonna get fine

Just bend your ass on over

And lay my muthafuckin' dick on ya

And I do it doggystyle and all the while you’re gonna know

I got a nu exasize

Yo, I teach class seven days a week

AM to PM, a natural freak

You see, I stay so slim ‘cause I don’t be jokin'

Show me the booty and I’ll be strokin'

You might wanna warm up first

Yo, like pulling those dollars bills out your purse

And I’ll rock the booty like a smoked out crack fiend

Lose that tummy, you know what I mean?

I got a two-for-one special, lower pack level

Aerobics ain’t shit to a dick like mine

And wait until the jumping jacks jump off

You didn’t know Jack can do that

Back, back, back, and up and up

Pass me the Gatorade, I’m tired as fuck

I’ll take it round for round, and pound for pound

AMG, I push up for the kick down

Some people call me at night

I’m only out for the ride

So if a hoe like you get with a nigga like me

Pretty soon, girl, you’re gonna get fine

Just bend your ass on over

And lay my muthafuckin' dick on ya

And I do it doggystyle and all the while you’re gonna know

I got a nu exasize

Me and Mrs. Jones had a little thing going on

She was older, though, but she wanted to bone

She didn’t look bad to be such an old chick

She grabbed my dick, ooh, that was it

I had to work that big ol' grandma ass

Gray hair on her coochie, titties that sag

I mean, really, she tried to fuck me to death

Ben-Gay on her body, Tums on her breath

I said, «Oh no, yo,» she wouldn’t let go

Big ass strong hoe—what you doin'?

Yo

I grabbed a barbell and a jump rope

Knocked out the senior citizen with one stroke

It musta got too damn good

Old ass hoe with a young ass niggaro

G workin' over these hoes like a burger and fries

Doin' that exercise

Some people call me at night

I’m only out for the ride

So if a hoe like you get with a nigga like me

Pretty soon, girl, you’re gonna get fine

Just bend your ass on over

And lay my muthafuckin' dick on ya

And I do it doggystyle and all the while you’re gonna know

I got a nu exasize

Peace, I’m outta here

Yo, peace to D… ah, I got a nu exasize, hey

Peace to Dick Gregory, peace to Jenny Craig, peace to Jack LaLanne…