Lover Come Back to Me - Alfred Hitchcock, Jeff Alexander

Are you still with us?

The difficulty with this album is that we keep losing listeners

Leaving me feeling like a man wandering about in a self-service mortuary

Our next number is a request

It is for Mr. and Mrs. Syril Schwicky of Ashtabula, Kansas

At least, I sincerely hope Mrs. Schwicky is still with us

The song is

Lover Come Back to Me

If she’s not around, her husband can listen to it in the basement

While he waits for the cement to dry